yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
the day after is always just damage control
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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