Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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