Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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