Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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