All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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