The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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