A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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