Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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