you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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