It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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