She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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