he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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