Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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