he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
