Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.