All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!