We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
