accomplished twins. life is a go
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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