Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
