u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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