im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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