he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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