After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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