I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed