Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.