whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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