i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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