@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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