guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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