When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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