i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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