At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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