just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm really busy with my period
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