How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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