I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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