i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
and you fell through a lawn chair
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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