Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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