We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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