After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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