i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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