its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
