I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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