he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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