Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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