i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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