Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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