Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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