Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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