I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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