I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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