from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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