i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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