Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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