So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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