girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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