like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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