so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
