And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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