So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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